Some Denny’s booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time….
Denny’s what the hell
“I didn’t have any eggs, so I replaced them with a banana-chia-flaxseed pulse. It turned out terrible; this recipe is terrible.”
“I don’t have any of these ingredients at home. Could you rewrite this based on the food I do have in my house? I’m not going to tell you what food I have. You have to guess.”
“I don’t eat white flour, so I tried making it with raw almonds that I’d activated by chewing them with my mouth open to receive direct sunlight, and it turned out terrible. This recipe is terrible.”
“Could you please give the metric weight measurements, and sometime in the next twenty minutes; I’m making this for a dinner party and my guests are already here.”
Genre Of The Dead: When Zombies Infected Popular Culture (click for full version)
Another infographic I created for HalloweenCostumes.com. This one was co-written by Thomas Lokhorst, with handwritten lettering by Jason Knudson.
I hope the Old Gods are pleased.
detectives have bad posture because they always have a hunch about something
"I’m going with Zuko!"
So, I went to Melbourne Oz Comic Con last weekend, and this happened…
Also, a special shout-out to rufiozuko for being so lovely and honourable about it!
remember that time Sailor Jupiter punched Tuxedo Mask in the face for being a chump to her best girl?
the way he just falls over.
i imagine him like lying there, curled on the ground defensively, clutching his cane for dear life.
when Mako punches people they generally stay punched, magic powers or no
my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard
I was on twitter, and I saw a thing.
This thing should be shared with others.